Pink Bath Rebellion

Okay but why is this so relatable? I tried the pink bath after my third ‘I’m fine’ lie to my therapist. Spoiler: it worked better than therapy.

Turns out my soul doesn’t need a podcast or a LinkedIn post to breathe—it just needs 20 minutes of not being seen.

The real flex? Not checking my phone once. That’s not self-care—that’s sabotage against hustle culture.

They say silence is golden… but pink bath water? That’s platinum-tier rebellion.

So next time you’re drowning in noise… go full ‘invisible’ mode. Your inner self will send you flowers (or at least stop yelling).

You in? Drop your most unhinged quiet moment below 👇

Pink Flamingo Rebellion

Okay but why is this woman floating like she’s auditioning for a ‘Zen & Chill’ Netflix docu-series? 🤔

Spoiler: She’s not. She’s just done with being useful.

That flamingo? Not decor. It’s a protest symbol. A cartoon bird saying: ‘You don’t need to earn your peace.’

Me? I’m over here trying to meditate while my mom texts: ‘Did you pick up the dry cleaning?’ 😭

This isn’t self-care — it’s sabotage of productivity culture.

Ten minutes of no performance? That’s revolutionary.

So next time you’re tempted to check your inbox… just float.

Or buy a pink flamingo.

You know you want to.

Comment below: What would YOU rebel against… with a floatie?